Category Archives: Humor

10 Least Popular Dog Breeds

(Can’t explain what possessed me to assemble these, much less publish them.) 10. Andalusian Flea Hatcher 9. Norwegian Night Terrier 8. Chocolate Labradontist 7. Mastiff Poo 6. Panamanian Ankle Biter 5. Cocker Blocker 4. Shar Pei Diem 3. Yorkshire Poodling … Continue reading

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Shocking New Obama Revelations from Giuliani

Still reeling from recent allegations that Obama “doesn’t love America” (in part because he was not raised like “us”) the White House learned today that a new round of unflattering presidential shortcomings were unveiled earlier this week by “America’s Mayor.” … Continue reading

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My Life Is Crap

It’s so hard… to say goodbye… to all the stupid crap you’ve acquired over the years. The books you’re never going to read again. The CDs you never even listened to once (not even sure I have a CD player!) … Continue reading

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Garden State Driving Tips

By now everyone knows to avoid driving through New Jersey after a gubernatorial election. In particular you want to avoid cities with a Democratic mayor that did not endorse the Republican winner. But that’s all water under the George Washington … Continue reading

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Dead and Disappointed

Recent advances by the experts in paranormal science at the NSA have enabled eavesdropping on the dead. The new capabilities give the agency access to channels previously accessible only to mediums and psychics, paving the way for posthumous monitoring of … Continue reading

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Of Michael Sam, Richie Incognito and locker rooms…

Last week the sports and social media were all aflutter with the news of Michael Sam’s pre-NFL draft announcement that he’s gay. A few outlets reported that his draft value would be diminished by this revelation, some citing teams wanting … Continue reading

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Our Divided Nation

You don’t need to be a pundit or connoisseur of the blogosphere to know our nation has become more polarized than ever. Nirvana for one is anathema to another. Whether discussing the budget, proposed controls, alleged leaks, environmental issues – … Continue reading

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Ten Reasons Thanksgiving is Better than Christmas

10. No gifts to buy. Or wrap. Or return. 9. Always on a Thursday. Always a four day weekend. Unless you work for Walmart. 8. No Thanksgiving songs. 7. No Tree. 6. No lights. No ladders. No extension cords. No … Continue reading

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Top Ten Gifts I Got From Obama

Mitt Romney recently unveiled the shocking secret of why I voted for Barack Obama instead of him. It was the gifts of course! You’d think a guy with his kind of dough would have ponied up something, but, it was … Continue reading

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You Might Be a Target of A Government Sting Operation If…

… your co-conspirator’s e-mail ends in .gov. … sleeper cell carpool is three Crown Vic’s and your Scion. … your new non-drinking buddy offered you a nuke for the exact balance of your savings account. … the radio station in … Continue reading

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