Ten Reasons Thanksgiving is Better than Christmas

10. No gifts to buy. Or wrap. Or return.
9. Always on a Thursday. Always a four day weekend. Unless you work for Walmart.
8. No Thanksgiving songs.
7. No Tree.
6. No lights. No ladders. No extension cords. No timers.
5. No costumes.
Wait, that’s Halloween. Still…
5. No cards. No addresses. No postage.
4. No “newsletters.”
3. Three football games. In a row.
2. You’re supposed to overeat to show you’re thankful. Genius.
1. No religion. Unless Tebow starts for the Jets.

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